Quoted: "These steep and serene blue roofs, which arc to the heavens, in truth house corrupt souls who once sought succor in a simple pancake, but have now succumbed to the temptation of caramel cheesecakes and Caesar salads," Lyman wrote. "Only by returning to its hearty breakfast roots can IHOP save itself and its customers."
Quoted: CLARKSDALE, MS–Ida Mae Dobbs, longtime woman of Willie "Skipbone" Jackson, called a press conference Tuesday to respond to charges levied against her by the legendary Delta blues singer.
Quoted: "He says he sends for his baby, but I don't come around," Dobbs, a brownskin woman, said. "Well, the truth is, I do come, but he is out messing with every gal in town."
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Quoted: A Key Peninsula fire commissioner used a coffee mug to smash a fellow elected commissioner on the head several times...
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who can resist the charm of small-town politics?
